safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe











hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love






nishlo:

I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won











internetexplwhorer:

THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS











2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving






kobetyrant:

GOODBYE






diggly:

not a lie






dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years






supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked






theyre:

vitamin c……ock