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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb











telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv






jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty






brianbuster:

mahjongnookulus:

Green ranger’s been watching Lucha Libre, I see.

Yo, that’s hella dope.






claphne:

*bug lands in my food*
me: first of all how dare you






funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance






sharpedont:

sharpedont:

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear











pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it






thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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raraoaawr:

they’re meant for each other 











perchu:

strikeupthebandom:

what the hell is going on

come find out






baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole