hi i'm alex





proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit











baby husky’s first time in the snow






vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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clitt:

its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one

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theillustriousxander:

shes-justlikethe-weather:

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

UR STILL FUGLY






danica-joshifer:

sawsan-ff:

gvacamolly:

petitbear:

skittleoakley:

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry

I cried already.











I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 











telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv






bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present






-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000






octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore